Whenever someone follows me:
ARE YOU LOST
ARE YOU SURE
DID YOU CLICK THE FOLLOW BUTTON BY MISTAKE
DID SOMEONE PAY YOU
DID MY MOM SEND YOU
ARE YOU HIGH?!
IT’S HERE! MY SECOND HEARING AID IS HERE!!!! I CAN FINALLY BE ABLE TO HEAR MORE!!!!!!! yeeesssssssssSSSSSSSSZ!!!!!KJHAKSJFHLAKSHFLKAJSFLjhlkjashdlfjkhalskjfhewfasf holy fuck Ive been waiting for so long!
This one's for you, birthday boy (Pilot).
Dream Weaver // Whitney (FarewellDecency) holds paddle in her palms
Dream Weaver // Whitney (FarewellDecency) smirks
Dream Weaver // Whitney (FarewellDecency): WHO'S FIRST?
Gregorius dual-wields a pair of paddles. "My technique in unrivalled in all the western countryside," he says in the fashion of a bad Chinese martial arts dub.
MrPilotkc: XD WHAT?
Dream Weaver // Whitney (FarewellDecency) tosses and flips the paddle in her hands. "Your technique is outdated and is in need of extreme repairs." she says in the same bad dub.
Gregorius clips the paddles together by a pair of straps in either pommel, doing a small nunchuk-style flourish. "We'll see who is the one who gets spanked."
MrPilotkc starts to slowly walk away
Mr. Freelow watches with a bag of popcorn.
Dream Weaver // Whitney (FarewellDecency) points her paddle towards the moving Pilot. "Wait. We should combine our skills and defeat the ultimate enemy in this war of paddles. His ass."
Vee covers her eyes
Arthur Penn: WAHAHAHA
MrPilotkc shreeks and starts to run
Injy holds Vee close.
Mr. Freelow offers Vee and Injy popcorn
Gregorius points his paddles at Pilot. "Agreed! We have formed a truce! But we cannot just bestow studded justice upon his ass without that!"
Mr. Freelow throws Fae another paddle
Mr. Freelow: go get em!
Vee noms on popcorn
Dream Weaver // Whitney (FarewellDecency) catches the paddle middair without turning. "So it begins." Runs towards Pilot, somehow on the wall.
MrPilotkc runs in fear
Gregorius stomps the ground, somehow creating a sentai-style ring of fire. "No escape! Now for my first secret technique!" Leaping twenty feet in the air, he does front flips in the air towards Pilot... from three different angles.
MrPilotkc stands there with a grin "so it begins hehe"
Dream Weaver // Whitney (FarewellDecency) runs so fast she disappears and reappers in front of Pilot, paddles crossed in front of her face, sweeping her leg under his feet to bring him down to the floor. "Bend over."
MrPilotkc just stands there "oh fuuuuuuuuuuuu"
Gregorius dives down to earth feet-first, landing on Pilot's shoulders and pushing him belly-down and ass-up on the floor. Backflipping off his shoulders to stand behind him, he ties a headband around his head. "Take this! Hijutsu—Taiko no Tatsujin! [Secret Art—Taiko Drum Master!]" He starts beating Pilot's ass rhythmically like a drum from some kind of famous video game, beating both the insides and outsides of his cheeks.
MrPilotkc grunts and tries not to sccreem, knowing fighting back would make it worse "damn it!"
Mr. Freelow 's eyes widen, nomming on popcorn, "This is my favorite part!"
Dream Weaver // Whitney (FarewellDecency) jumps into the air, doing several flips, to land on Pilots back, one toe on his spine, while being light as a feather. She joins in her counterparts hits, being so swift she hits the opposite cheek he does despite his speed.
MrPilotkc tries to not freak out "you...are e-evil"
Gregorius jumps back a bit, taking a defensive stance. "Our attacks are completely ineffective! We have to resort to... it!"
Injy: ... you people are weird.
Injy: Never change.
Dream Weaver // Whitney (FarewellDecency) gasps, eyes shivering somehow. "But it is forbidden!"
Gregorius grips the handles of his paddles tighter, gritting his teeth. "It is the only way to vanquish the demon inside his ass! We must!"
MrPilotkc grunts a little more, a little tear going down his face "f-fuck that hurt"
Dream Weaver // Whitney (FarewellDecency) jumps into the air and back several feet. "But if we fail, the demon will be unleashed and it will seek the most powerful ass in it's vicinity!"
Dream Weaver // Whitney (FarewellDecency): (We should make a movie.)
Gregorius turns sideways to you. "Do not fear... the Grand Master taught me this technique, and I taught it to you. You can do it; I know you can!"
Dream Weaver // Whitney (FarewellDecency) eyes are shivering again. "So... you do remember me. After all these years. I believed you had forgotten..." Stops as she goes through her own flashback
MrPilotkc gets up on his knees, panting "that...was so not fun" he tries to get up, but falls on his side "damn it"
Gregorius turns to the enemy, Pilot's ass. "He's attempting to recover! We must perform the technique now if we are ever to succeed. We must perform... the Shibugasshou [Four-Part Harmony]! Do you remember the steps?"
MrPilotkc realizes that its never going to end, and just l;ayes there, accepting his horrible fate
Dream Weaver // Whitney (FarewellDecency) breaks from her flashback. "Yes! I remember." Takes her stance in the first position, standing on ones hand, still holding both paddles.
Gregorius steadies himself, eyes closed and breathes deeply. A leaf falls in the path of his lungs' wind, drifting slowly on the air onto Pilot's rear. "It's time. Just do as I do... feel my motions, and trust your instincts." Leaping straight forward, he lifts Pilot's right hand far into the air, holding his arm perpendicular to the ground with his knee and pinning Pilot to the floor with his foot. "NOW! DO I~I~IT!"
MrPilotkc braces himself and tries not to scream
Dream Weaver // Whitney (FarewellDecency) follows the motions forward, spinning in the air several times before suddenly stopping behind his ass, bringing the paddle down with a flash of light.
MrPilotkc gives up fighting and yelps "damn it!"
Gregorius grits his teeth and shouts out as he flies off a few feet from the resulting shockwave. "What are you doing?! Those aren't the motions for the Shibugasshou!"
MrPilotkc layes there, no longer moving and is panting
Gregorius looks at Pilot. "The vessel is subdued, but the demon still runs rampant. It must be purged, but only by following the motions!"
Dream Weaver // Whitney (FarewellDecency) chuckles and then starts laughing maniacally. "You shan't have this demon. My master."
MrPilotkc tries to look up at them, but layes his head down "oh forget it.. heh"
Gregorius looks at his former disciple in great shock. "W-what!! You have been tainted?! But by whom?!"
Dream Weaver // Whitney (FarewellDecency) laughs again. "By the great Shigaritsu! The whole world shall seccumb to his uncomparable ass abilities! The whole world shall cower beneath his paddle!"
MrPilotkc realizes they are distracted, and uses his magic to dissapear
Gregorius takes up his stance yet again, showing great displeasure at the betrayal of his most trusted disciple. "The Grand Master told me it was a mistake to trust you, but I was deaf to his pleas... a mistake I plan to rectify! Rectally!"
Dream Weaver // Whitney (FarewellDecency): Okay, I'm soryr, I can't take myself seriously anymore
Dream Weaver // Whitney (FarewellDecency): I can't do it
Dream Weaver // Whitney (FarewellDecency): I
Dream Weaver // Whitney (FarewellDecency): am just
Dream Weaver // Whitney (FarewellDecency): destorying my own brain
Gregorius lifts his paddles in the air. "Winner!"
Dream Weaver // Whitney (FarewellDecency): Yes, you win!
Dream Weaver // Whitney (FarewellDecency): You win!
Gregorius: But I so wanted to show off my ultimate technique. Another time perhaps.
*Street Fighter II 'game over' music*
rangerpony asked: OHMYGOSH. HOW DID I NOT ALREADY GIVE YOU BIRTHDAY LOVE? ♥♥♥ HAPPY BIRTHDAY PILOT! :3
ashfear asked: it's your Birthday? happy Birthday my BFF (Blank Flank Friend))
ask-cherry-cola asked: Happy 19th b-day cuz! *brohug*
grewit-shakar asked: Happy birthday, Pilot.
iPod is about to die
Talk to you all later! Today is going good hehe. I wish Artie was here to celebrate my birthday with me hehe!
Hehe I'm finally 19
Dang I’m getting old XD
*faints and passes out*
Jesus christ I'm such a fucking ass hole.
nasuni: I’m just going to go and you know, cry or something. I don’t know. I just… I just can’t. I’m an awful person you should hate me, please just hate me…. Talk to me… now.
I....I cant handle this depression crap anymore...
I have an amazing boyfriend and my birthday is tomorrow… but graduation makes everything go down to shit… I want…. to see him. *tries not to cry* god this week needs to end… I dont even want to know it’s my birthday tomorrow… cause now I dont care…
If I were to die.... why would you even care?
That moment when...
your parents basically told you to move the fuck out after your senior trip… and your like “BITCH IM WORKING ON IT”… God i hate my parents.. hate my life… can it just end???? Please?
If I had to choose between loving you and...
I swear if my printer doesnt work... imma go find...
Cause you know… I hate homophobes… THIS PROJECT NEEDS TO END! ((I cant even get myself to hurt a fly, so take a joke heh))
See what your followers think of you.
ask-pimp-once-ler: BLACK = I would date you. GREEN = I think you’re cute. BLUE = You are my tumblr crush. GREY = I wish you would notice me. PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog. TEAL = We have a lot in common. YELLOW = I don’t know you at all. ORANGE = I don’t like your blog. BROWN = I don’t like you. PINK = I think you are unattractive. RED = I hate you with a burning...
I turn 19 tomorrow...
Dang I’m getting old! XD oh I wish I could be with my baby…. That’s all I want….all I ever need is him.
This skype call is full of giggity!
like everything we say is a giggity and we didnt mean to XD
In a skype call...
And boy is our society screwed… that is all
ask-cherry-cola asked: "Spending time with my fiance Ponet." He snuggles next to the blue unicorn.
ask-cherry-cola asked: "I'm alright, I guess. I hadn't see you in along time though." He cuddles close to him, and nuzzles him.
ask-cherry-cola asked: "Hey, Pilot how are you." Kisses his cheek.
Reblog if you're a cuddler.
farewelldecency: maxveers: robust-big-mac: yourlorddiscord: gir-chan: takeme4whatiam: Most Definitely! I cuddle with my stuffed animals and blankets all the time! It’s actual people that I have a problem with. *Toothy Discord smiles* I use to cuddle a few colts Cuddles are amazing ;_; Please can has cuddles ;-; I love cuddling hehe
The best asks, ever.
1: What eye color do you find sexiest?
2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha?
3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be?
4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it?
5: Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite)
6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now?
7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years?
8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?
9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?
10: Pirates or ninjas? Why?
11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground?
12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set?
13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get?
14: What's your most favorite part of your body?
15: What's your most favorite part of your personality?
16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares?
17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through?
18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk?
19: What's the most delicious food you've ever eaten in your life?
20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with?
21: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?)
22: Which continents have you been on?
23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories?
24: Backpacks or satchels?
25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants?
26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up?
27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why?
28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be?
29: Longest plane ride you've ever been on?
30: The latest you've ever slept?
31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free?
32: Do you pick at scabs?
33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto?
34: How far can you throw a baseball?
35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move?
36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it?
37: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why?
38: A relationship with love or one with sex?
39: Do you eat enough vegetables?
40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers?
41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public?
42: Do you swear in front of your parents?
43: Coolest thing you've ever been for Halloween?
44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what?
45: Do you want to get married? Have kids?
46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should.
47: City or nature person?
48: Have you ever used something other than "makeup" as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?)
49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you're a guy?
50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY!
I feel weird.. like a mix of depressed and...
Imma get my homework done, say goodnight to my baby and crash.
gpony started following you
Wait what?! Hehe welcome to my shitty blog! :DDDD
Fuck... he went offline...
Oh no……. COME BACK!!!!!!
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Watches everyone else get asks
binxyyy: Contributes to asking them
Well school is going good so far....
Hopefully the rest of the day will be good too.
((Long day tomorrow, take care! As always I love my Arthur <333333333))
1.Do you want a boyfriend or girlfriend?
2.When did your last hug take place?
3.Are you a jealous person?
4.Are you tired right now?
5.Do you chew on your straws?
6.Have you ever been called a tease?
7.Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
8.Do you cry easily?
9.What should you be doing right now?
10.Are you a heavy sleeper?
11.Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months?
12.Are you mad at someone right now?
13.Do you believe in love?
14.What makes you laugh no matter what?
15.Who was the last person you talked to?
16.Do you get butterflies around the person you like?
17.Will you get married?
18.When was the last time you smiled?
19.Does anyone like you?
20.Do you secretly like someone?
21.Who was the first person you talked to today?
22.Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
23.What are you NOT looking forward to?
24.What ARE you looking forward to?
25.Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you, and meant it?
26.Suppose you see your ex kissing another person what would you do?
27.Do you plan on moving out within the next year?
28.Are you a forgiving person?
29.How many TRUE friends do you have?
30.Do you fall for people easily?
31.Have you ever fallen for your ex’s best friend?
32.What’s the last thing you put in your mouth?
33.Who was the last person you drove with?
34.How late did you stay up last night and why?
35.If you could move somewhere else, would you?
36.Who was the last person you took a picture of?
37.Can you live a day without TV?
38.When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?
39.Three names you go by..
40.Are you currently in a relationship?
41.What is your all-time favorite romance movie?
42.Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate?
43.What’s your current problem?
44.Have you ever had your heart broken?
45.Your thoughts of long distance relationships?
46.How many kids do you want to have?
47.Have you ever found it hard to tell someone you like them?